RTO - Radio Telephone Operator

I've memorised the entire RTO (Radio Telephone Operator) language

they use this in the Air force and Army to relay coordinates.

For example, if say your coordinates are.

23 ADC Grid B2 ( i dunno how its done, but it is just for show.)

You'll say over the radio :

two-three Alpha Delta Charlie Grid Bravo Two.

Yah.

And i've been talking using RTO language for quite sometime now.

And yes i've pissed my bro off using it for every single expletive i scold him.

e.g:

WTH = Whiskey Tango Hotel

WTF = Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Hehe, my fav

FC (it means erbs, f**k care) = "i'm gonna Foxtrot Charlie about your business man!"

Hmm, here are some RTO langs i use around the house.

Tango Papa = Toilet Paper

Hotel Papa = Handphone

Sleep = Sierra Lima Echo Echo Papa

Toilet = Toilet Lah....by the time i say finish,

i would have done my business already

>_<

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Can u imagine, while you are tahan-ing you blurt out

"i wanna go Tango Oscar India Lima Echo Tango!"

and your mom goes

"huh"

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Or beta, while in the toilet, u find yourself in a siuation.

no Tango Papas!

So you shout to your mum who is in the kitchen

"Mummy give me a roll of Tango Papas!"

and yes of course she'll be

"huh".

Bleh

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Here is the entire list of RTO that you can try on your friends.

Call them a Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Echo Romeo

and they'll think you're complimenting them, cause there is a "Romeo" in it.

They'll never know that you've just insulted them.

Bah

Clck here to see the RTO, scroll to the bottom

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Thanks to my dear fwen Rui,

I expanded my vocab by a word yesterday.

*Sapphist*

Definiton : Euphemism; Bung, Lesbian.

Lol. The girls nowadays ah.....getting more and more creative.

Bah.

While guys are still stuck with one



over-used



ubiquitous



Worn-out



but still nonetheless repulsive word,








Gay








and in case if you're wondering

I'm an Anti-Gay activist.

So there.

I hate Gays

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Ok will blog about my lil meeting with Rui

once i get the pics of our neo-prints from her.

=)

So for now,



BRAVO YANKEE ECHO!















Yes, bye.

(-_-)"