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.:Sunday, August 28, 2005:.


'OZ' - The 'Other' Side of the Rainbow

This website absolutely rocked. Lol, lots of fun and funny stuff to read and enjoy!

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.:Saturday, August 27, 2005:.

Ball tickling funny!!!

Hahaha

Indeed cringe inducing when i watched it.

Hahaha



Haha....


Now now now..don't get the wrong idea!~!~! It ain't R-Rated, only your mind is...

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The funny vids just keep coming in!

Wee~~~



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Oh my gosh! this one absolutly rocked my socks off!

Hahahaha! so funny!

A spoof of the role FedEx played in the movie "Castaway"

Absolutely classic!



Another super funny one....the gigantic sperms are just soo cute!

One ain't enough!!



more to come!!





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This is good.....funny..

"Bullet time Ping Pong"



this too....lol

"Life as A guy"

I persoanlly like this very much..interesting....haha






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Oh my God!! I found this absolutely rib-tickling site!

Hahaha!!

The audio files are so so funny!

Especially the Budweisser "New American Geniuses" part!

Click here to see this site!! www.allowe.com/Humor/audio.htm

Haha here are some fo my favourite clips.

Haha

Made my day!!

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The caption taken off the website

Bud Light did a series of fantastic radio ads about "Real American Heroes" that was a totally straight-faced rip of "kiss up" advertising. Unfortunately, after 9/11 that phrase took on a new meaning, so Bud Light changed the pitch to "Real American Genius" but kept the campaign going. So some of these are one way, and some, the other, but every one of them is a dead-on parody of 70's power rock.


Tributes to:


Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy


Mr. Athletic Groin protector Inventor


Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor


Mr. Male Football Cheerleader


Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker-Upper


Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter


And my favourite!!!


Mr Silent Killer Gas Passer!!

They even made a video out of it...

Its so so funny...

Click play to view it. Lol..




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hahaha!! OMG!! I cannot stop laughing lah!

Made my otherwise boring day.

Woots! Hope you all enjoy it kk!~!~!

Ciao!



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Broken hearts
Broken dreams
There just somethings that love brings
When you learn that its all been a lie
You cry
You find that

Nothing
Nothing
Nothing hurts like love
Nothing brings your heart so much pain
And you'll never learn
Till you get burned
Till your burned by the flame
Nothing hurts so bad
Nothing hurts so much
No nothing hurts like love

So you gave all you had
How the story turned so sad
Nothing left but the tears in you eyes
You die inside cus

Nothing
Nothing
Nothing hurts like love
Nothing brings your heart so much pain
And you will never learn
Till you get burned
Till your burned by the flame
Nothing hurts so bad
Nothing hurts so much
No nothing hurts like love


So dry your eyes
Its just your turn to learn
The time to find that nothing
Nothing

(Instrumental)

Nothing
Nothing
Nothing hurts like love
Nothing brings your heart so much pain
And you will never learn
Till you get burned
Till your burned by the flame
Nothing hurts so bad
Nothing hurts so much
No nothing hurts like love

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Fine, i get the hint.

Oh well...

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.:Wednesday, August 24, 2005:.

First day of training in Guards..

nothing much happened, mostly admin time given for us

to settle some of our personal equipments.

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Bunks are kinda old, but cosy...

actually not int he mood to blog, will blog later..

need to gi Beach rd now to sew on the

Guards patch for my Beret...

Not really the Guards patch, but the 7 SIB Beret patch..

and get my Guards Cap Pin

Woots!

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Absolutely love this song...the tune is catchy and

very addictive...makes me happy listening to

it too!


Daniel powter - You had a bad day


Happy listening!! (click play)



Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oh.. Holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day

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Ciaoz everyone!

1 Guards! Ready to Strike!

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.:Saturday, August 20, 2005:.

WIll not blog about Taiwan till i get the photos uploaded.

Not much though...and its all kinda hmm..

lousy...

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Anyway, passed out from SISPEC already..

been a meaningful 21 weeks spent there...a chance

for me to understand who i really am..

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I guess its all God's plan for us, to make us take a path one

has not intended. Though my initial posting after BMT

was less than desired, i still did my best for the 2 courses

(i.e : BSLC and ASLC)

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Had the usual parade today, got my Chevrons and my posting order..

I'm gonna be a GUARDS SPECIALIST





Have been posted to

1st Battlion Guards


Which you might recall was the Best Infantry Combat Unit in 02/03.

Quite happy about it as Guards is one unit i've always wanted to

go to last time but felt inadequate for it.

Now that i'm going there, at LEAST there is something

that i've mananged to fulfill.

I'm quite looking forward to getting my Khaki Beret..

my Guards Tab and the recognition that comes with it

Its anytime better than being an Infantry Spec.

Atleast with a Guards tab, i can look up to the sky much higher...

and wear my chest higher off the ground.

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The GCC (Guards Conversion Course) will not be simple, neither will

it be impossible.

I will still carry on with my attitude of never falling out,

never giving up, fighting all the way to the blistering end.

What cannot be achieved, must be achieved one way or another.

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Most of my platoon mates either went 6 SIR or 1st Guards, with a few

exceptions going TDS (Tuas Defence Force at Tuas Naval Base)

or IMOS (???)

Quite happy that most of my friends in ASLC

people like

Kian Hean, Lennard, Vinze, Ikhwan, Tiong,

Joses, Malcom, friends from Golf BSLC...and bunkmates.

all going 1st guards with me...

Togetehr, we will all be Ready To Strike.

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The best part aboput my posting is that Dieppe Barracks is just

2-3 busstops away from my place.

Makes it easier for me to book in and out....

Oh well,....

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I miss a few people, miss them ALOT.

People like

Deborah..(Sigh...miss her the most)

My classmates.....

my BMT mates..(thought about them today during POP)

Some of my Golf BSLC friends....

my CJC/Council mates...

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As i will be embarking on a new journey in 1st Guards,

i hope i will not let my parents down, i will wear my Khaki Beret with

the highest level of Pride and Prestige....and never forgetting what

i've learnt in SISPEC, my spiritual home as a Specialist..

With Pride i Will Lead, Ready to Strike!

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